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Hump day humor

Subbie's Do Not ...

... use Master's crop to retrieve things from under the couch.

... snore during a spanking.

... call their Master stubborn when he insists on a punishment.

... aim for Master's head.

... use the pages from Master's Dom Handbook to start the grill.

... giggle when Master drops His pants.

... make hundreds of knots into Masters new bondage rope.


Subbie's Hints

I can not fire Master ...

There is no such thing as "slave immunity" ...

A burp is not an appropriate response to Master ...

"All the other Dom/me's let their subs do it" is not a valid reason ...



So, you need a spanking badly?

Start learning the following statements and use them often:

Get it yourself ....

Coward! ...

Me? do the laundry? Am I your houseslave?

Your socks? Ask your stinking DEWEZ ...

Hide his crops, paddles and whips and giggle when he's around ...

Get the logfiles from his computer and cut&paste them to a channel ...

Tell him that you're sorry about the whiplashes which misses you during the last whiping


when his Dom friends are around ...

Whenever he talks to you use your safeword and giggle ...

Get a saw and cut the heels off of your Domme's new thigh-high boots ...

Lash His crop into the palm of your hand and think loud about the advantages of switching ...