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Redneck Dom~Redneck Sub

*Redneck Dom*

*If the floor of your dungeon is covered with oil slicks and grease stains... you might be a redneck Dom.

*If your idea of fetish gear is camouflage pants, NASCAR t-shirt, and baseball cap... you might be a redneck Dom.

*If the only submissive you play with is also your wife, your sister, and your aunt... you might be a redneck Dom.

*If you need to move carburetors and dead batteries to get at the St. Andrew's cross... you might be a redneck Dom.

*If you keep your crops in a rack on the rear window of the cab in your pick-up truck... you might be a redneck Dom.

*If your cane doubles as your CB antenna... you might be a redneck Dom.

*If your submissive sleeps outside in a cage and your hunting dogs share your bed... you might be a redneck Dom.

*If you repair your leather with duct tape... you might be a redneck Dom.

*If your idea of a quality leather shop is BillyJoeBob's Beer and Bait... you might be a redneck Dom.

*If you have ever had to take the deer you were dressing in order to restrain your slave... you might be a redneck Dom.


*Redneck sub*

*If you count your spankings "1...2...3...the next number...the next number...the next number..."... you might be a redneck sub.

*If your safeword is "cut it out or I'm tellin' Ma"... you might be a redneck sub.

*If you know what your Mistress expects from you by the way she belches... you might be a redneck sub.

*If your Master tells you to fix him a steak, and you start by loading the shotgun... you might be a redneck sub.

*If you have ever been bound and gagged in the bed of a rusty pick up truck... you might be a redneck sub.

*If you have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor with a pair of pink flamingos... you might be a redneck sub.

*If you have ever had to use your safeword in order to spit tobacco juice... you might be a redneck sub.

*If you have ever used nipple clamps in order to remove tics from master's huntin' dogs... you might be a redneck sub.

*If fulfilling your Master's every whim means picking up a 12-pack and changing the TV channels for him... you might be a redneck sub.