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Things you should NOT do to your Master

1. Do NOT tell your Dom he’s a pretty, pretty princess.

2. Never be late to a meeting with your Dom and then grin while being chastised about it. Especially if he has a new paddle he wants to try!

3. Don’t tell your Dom “You’re lucky the rolls aren’t reversed.” even in jest… Ouchie.

4. Do Not wake your Dom up from a nap with ice on his nipples.

5. Do Not tie your Dom’s shoelaces together while over his knee for a spanking.

6. When He hits himself with his new whip, do Not, while laughing, respond with YA THINK!?

7. Do Not call your Dom “Sir Domly Dom, Grand High Poobah of Uber Domliness”

8. Do NOT change the ring tone on his phone to “Barbie Girl”

9. Do NOT after kicking him accidentally start singing “I kicked a Dom and I liked it”

10. DO try to remember that “Ouch you bastard” is not a safe word!