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Fuckkkkkkkkk! Finally got pw reset so I could get into the site! YAY!

If you read my blog and thought I lost interest, fuckkkkk no!, lost my password to this site instead. I'd click the little link they sent everytime I requested a reset, this resulted in page that loaded a bunch of scrambled gibberish that even my thoroughly twisted brain couldn't begin to decipher, even under the influence of highly potent, very effective recreational, mind bending, also dick exciting, inhibition disabling pharmaceuticals.Normally blowin a bunch of hefty clouds ehances my ability to focus and concentrate. I've realized after painstakingly, tweaking my phone browsers settings, it wasn't my head, it was the fucking app! Whew! Thought I mighta sucked ol Mr. Glassdick off, one too many times...lol. Imagine my sense of relief...I was so happy, I celebrated by firin up a big bowl of shards and blowin clouds, now all I need is an all night supply of pussy n dick to use the super stimulated super horny sexual super powers, that it gives me. Something that only on two occasions, did ol spun ducky woo woo find willing, horny, volunteers to gain the benefits of my methrasexual methrasensitive, unmethrasatisfied, cock is more than capable of providing a willing pussy. Have four females, under forty in my household, they will smoke my glass dick dry, but respond with "eww gross, incest is sick!" When I even nonverbally suggest they also suck the really nice guy between my legs...... Ohhhhhh whoa is he, who gives freely the bounty of his riches, to greedy, selfish, females, he liveth with.