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Easter getting closer

Hope its a sunny Sunday where Y/you are the same as it is here.It perfect to get more Easter decorating done.Got the Easter flags on the flag poles yesterday and packing up a big flask of hot chocolat with Baileys Irish cream[Happy St Patricks day for those who celebrate by the way!} and heading out back to cut down the Easter tree.All the best this day has to offer

Why the Easter Bunny Brings Eggs

10. Big tax write-off.

9. Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?

8. Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.

7. He gets a good deal from the local chickens.

6. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.

5. Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.

4. Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.

3. Would you want to hunt for waffles?

2. He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.

1. Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job.