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So I decided to try writing a blog. Mostly to just vent and to put some of my crazy ideas down on paper.
This weekend I got into a huge fight with my mom. We spent most of the day together and anytime that happens we tend to get on each others nerves. Well, near the end of the day she basically told me I was trash. Or at least I was acting like trash. I think she might have actually said "trailer trash" it's one of her favorite sayings.
Anyway, so I got to thinking. Why couldn't I put her up for auction on EBay.

"One slightly used mom that needs to learn the real meaning of trailer trash to the highest bidder"

I figure who ever wins the bid could get a date with my mom. I would give them all the inside information. tell them what she likes and doesn't like and everything they need to know to win her over. He would look like the perfect guy to her with me telling him everything he would want to know about her. Then after they were in a serious relationship and he had her trained the way he wanted things would be a lot easier for me around the house. I could come home after working or school, flop down on the couch and not hear a word about helping
out with dinner or cleaning. In fact she would be in the kitchen, completely naked, cooking dinner. If I complained about my feet hurting from such a hard day her new boyfriend would order her over to give me a foot massage.

Yup, me sitting on the couch with my feet up getting a foot massage from my naked mom in front of her boyfriend.
That would be a good day!