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Hannah
Site Goals
Casual Chatting, Bit of Fun, Meeting local people for sex
Offline Activity
I've met people from a sex website offline before
Webcam
I have one, but rarely use it

Hannah (Online)

Lives in England, United Kingdom · Born on February 5, 1979
About Me
I'm originally from Czechoslovakia (yes, I know it's not called that now but it was when I was born): I just live in the United Kingdom (the England part). I'm 5ft 1, light brown eyes, reddish brown hair, about 8st 6 (that's 118lbs for our American friends), which fluctuates upwards, mostly, and size 10/12 (depending where I shop). I divorced amicably in February 2009 after eleven years of marriage.

My name is Hannah and not 'hun', 'babe', 'sexy' or anything else, so please don't use those terms or any derivatives. Oh, and please have the manners to introduce yourself. Thank you.

So, I like visiting castles and museums; riding my bike (because it's easier than jogging), football (yes, I even understand the offside Law), cricket, a bit of golf; taking photos of everything and anything; walking; listening to my nan go on about the time she spent during WW2 in both Germany and occupied France. I've also written a book in the mystery horror genre (with some personal experiences in there) to prove to myself I could do it.

No, I have no interest in seeing your webcam either.

Oh, and I abhor 'text' chat, so none of that 'ru', 'y', 'b4', 'wuu2' and those smiley things nonsense, so please use correct English. Remember, 'Hey' is not a replacement for 'Hello'; it's what you shout at a shoplifter. And don't use those ridiculous emoticon things.

I have a bit of a thing for Sarah Taylor, Laura Marsh, Georgina Reilly, Eva LaRue and Robyn Schoenhoffer (and I bet you're Googling those names right now).

I also have some favourite films (in no particular order).
Twelve Angry Men
Zulu
Head!
The General
The Lost Weekend
The Bourne Trilogy
Mission Impossible TV series
Grease.

That lot should give you something to chat about.

Two more things; don't ask what I'm looking for. It's a stupid thing to ask and men seem to be the main culprits. If I was 'looking' for anything, I'd go out my front door. Equally, don't ask what I would rather be doing either; if I would rather be doing something else, I'd be doing it and not replying to you.

Oh, as the photos of the girls in the photos are clearly different people, they can't possibly be all of me. Maybe none is. (I like girls bums.)
Do not contact me if you're
not willing to get to know me, only interested in cumming ASAP, an idiot
Sex Acts
Anal, Breeding, Incest, Kissing, Making Love, Swallowing
Sex Positions
69, Doggystyle, Giving Oral, Legs on Shoulders, Piledriver, Receiving Oral, Spread Eagle
Fetishes
Bondage, Dressing Up, Spanking, submission, Exhibitionism
Sex Toys
Anal Beads, Blindfolds, Canes, Gags, Handcuffs, Spreader Bars, Vibrators
Places to Have Sex
Outdoors, Cars, Dogging, Beaches, Cemetaries
Hottest Sexual Fantasy
I don't have fantasies, as they can never be acted upon. I have desires.

I do have a desire to be forcibly tattooed and I know what design I'd want it to be. However, if I'm forced, I won't really have any say in it. I know it will happen soon enough.
Most Memorable Sexual Experience
All I need to say is that, when she was younger, my eldest daughter had a rather dishy young boyfriend who just happened to be black.

Mind you, they've all been, but this one was exceptionally dishy.
Most Embarrassing Sexual Experience
I've not had any but a few blokes have when I've laughed at their attempts at seduction.
My First Sexual Experience
I was very young (13 and four months actually) and he was 20. Suffice to say, he didn't complain. (Then again, neither did I.) And, for all I know, he may still have my knickers.

However, no matter how many men a girl has, only a black man can really take your virginity. I was 29 when I truly lost mine and as a result of that experience, I left my husband two weeks later and moved myself and my daughter in with my black lover.
When I got really drunk, I...
I don't drink alcohol, so I've never been drunk. I don't need alcohol to spread my legs.
I'm Ashamed to say that I once...
...put a tin of peas back on the wrong shelf in a supermarket when I realised I didn't want it.

It's either that or the time when I was, ahem, a lot younger and had a threesome with two men who paid me. Or when I was taken dogging, but that's not really anything to be ashamed of, so I don't know why I put that.

In fact, I don't know why I bothered filling any of this in, as no bugger reads it.
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